Joe's Old Boat
They say the happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and
The day you sell it!! Well, here's a good boat story!!
Joe and John were identical twins.
Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.
One day he rented out his boat to a group from out-of-state who
sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he
could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.
Therefore, Joe did not know that his brother John's wife had died
suddenly that day.
When Joe got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few
things at the grocery. A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for
John and said: 'I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible.'
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: 'Hell no! Fact
is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing
from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled
like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad
crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every
time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I
guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those
four guys who were looking for a good time. I warned them that
she wasn't very good and smelled bad, but they wanted to take her anyway.
The darn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split
right up the middle!'
The old woman fainted.
They say the happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and
The day you sell it!! Well, here's a good boat story!!
Joe and John were identical twins.
Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.
One day he rented out his boat to a group from out-of-state who
sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he
could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.
Therefore, Joe did not know that his brother John's wife had died
suddenly that day.
When Joe got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few
things at the grocery. A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for
John and said: 'I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible.'
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: 'Hell no! Fact
is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing
from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled
like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad
crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every
time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I
guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those
four guys who were looking for a good time. I warned them that
she wasn't very good and smelled bad, but they wanted to take her anyway.
The darn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split
right up the middle!'
The old woman fainted.

