one day there was a back woods church havin the normal sundy services .when all of a sudden the dorrs swing open and there stood satan!!every one ran out
the back door !!!!,except for this lttle decon he just stood there at the pulpit lookin !!!!!!satan looks and says "boy aint you afraid of me ?"
decon rplies with "no" this agitated satan he starts walkin up the isle pew flyin around windows breakin behind him !!!!he gets half to the decon
and stops and says "boy aint you afraiad of me ??" the decon replies "there aint no way in hell i would be afraid of you ever " this realy
riled satan up !!!!!!!! he walkes up to the decan and raises one hand flames start comin out his finger tips !!!and looks the decon rite square in the eye and
says "aint you afraid of me boy " the decon just nods his head no and says "LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT YOU SON OF A BITCH !!!! IVE BEEN MARRIED
TO YOUR SISTER FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS AND THERE AINT NO WAY IN HELL IM GOIN TO BE AFRAID OF YOU !!!!!!!"

