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1. Law of Mechanical Repair
- If you take something apart to repair it several times, eventually you will
have enough parts for two of the same item.
1. Law of Mechanical Repair
- After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and
you'll have to pee.
2. Law of
Gravity - Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible
corner.
3. Law of
Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your
act.
4. Law of Random
Numbers
-
If you dial a wrong number,
you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a
flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
6. Variation Law
- If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will always move faster
than the one you are in now (works every time).
7. Law of the
Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8.. Law of Close
Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.
9. Law of the
Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it
will.
10. Law of Biomechanics
- The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11. Law of the Theater
-
At any event, the people whose seats
are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
12. The Starbucks Law
-
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot
coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13. Murphy's
Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent
lockers.
14. Law of Physical Surfaces
- The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are
directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
15. Law of Logical
Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking
about.
16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
- If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
- A closed mouth gathers no feet.
18.. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing
Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making
it
19. Doctors' Law
- If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you
get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.


