uh....................cause I look like Uncle Fester from the Addam's Family......well, I did when I was about 50 pounds heavier.....and before anybody says anything...I know, it's not a sohc....but it's frickin cool............it's a damn firetruck bike (firebike).......has a watertank on each side, a bottle of compressed air to pressurize the water, and a hose reel and nozzle behind the rider......some kinda mexican brand bike....that was in Mexico City last year......