Some years ago the older bikers used to call the Hondas "Houndogs". Dunno how many time I heard "You must be the guy that rides the old chopped out Houndog".

I'd rather give someone a tool than a solution. Give them an answer and they'll always expect it. Teach them how to find the answers for themselves and they will spend a lifetime learning.
As for my mental state?
"Not User Friendly"