My favorite is

Get Off The Floor (I heard this more than once at the last hondachopper gathering, followed by the response...oh, this is the floor? haha)

http://chopperbuild.wordpress.com/

RUNS FINE BUT BEAR IN MIND SHE AINT NO WHIZZY DYSONESQUE FUEL INJECTED COMPUTER CONTROLLED VIDEO GAME ON WHEELS SHE CAME FROM AN AGE OF REAL MEN WITH BALLS AND HAIRY CHEST'S N STUFF WHEN LAGER DRINKERS WERE OLD ENOUGH TO GET INTO PUBS N NOT HANG AROUND SHOPS ALL NIGHT SCARING OLD LADIES