Today in Weather class.

Professor: "What is a meteorologist?"
Me: "Usually a liar."

He also happens to be one on channel 33.

"Choppers are of one's creation, to be of a different breed. The chopper guys are the ones who plan and put their dreams and ideas to work for them and create a motorcycle separate from the rest, to identify themselves, through their work and creativity. Never looking for acceptance, but just to be left alone and enjoy their lives their way."