Old man and wife been married for 50 years all the sudden have an argument cuz he dont like her cat. Well they argue pretty hard and she gets flusterred, has a heart attack and dies. She goes up to the pearly gates and St. Peter checks his list and says "You're on the list but you have one last task." She asks what that is. "you must spell a word to get inside the gates." She asked what the word is. "the word is love" So promptly she spells L-O-V-E. So ol St. Peter says ur in but I've been at this a while and I really gotta take a leak could you watch the gate for me? All you have to do is check the list and ask them to spell the word. She agrees. A little while later she sees her husband walk up. He says I was so heartbroke that I just lay down and died. So she checks the list and sure enough hes on it. She says but first you have to spell a word. He says ok and asks what the word is. She smiles and says Czechoslovakia!

Who's on first?