So this guys wife goes to inform him that she's planning to go shopping this weekend...

The guy just turns to his wife and states in a most authoritative tone "No... no you're not... You always go shopping, and you never do anything with me anymore... I'm going to go fishing today.... So, I'll give you three choices. Either you can go fishing with me, give me a blowjob, or let me fuck you in the ass..."

The wife is a little stunned at this statement... and just stands there for a moment...

So again he repeats "Either you go fishing with me... Give me a blowjob... Or let me fuck you in the ass... - What's it gonna be?"

'Wow, He's really serious about this' - she thinks to herself... 'I'd better do what he says'.... So she proceeds to get down on her knees and gives him a blowjob right there in the garage.

After a moment she stops and looks up at him and says "Your dick tastes like shit!"

"Yeah, well... The dog didn't wanna go fishing with me either..."




I like my Women like I like my coffee... Cheap, Hot, and served to me by another Woman.

Ding Dang Motorpickle Project @#*!!...
Last Edited By: Curb Mutt 07/12/09 1:09 PM. Edited 1 times.