Old man prolly in his 70's walks into a bar and sits down and has a couple of drinks. Later he looks down at the end of the bar and sees an older women. He goes down and starts talking to her, they hit it off great. she asks him to come back to her house. He agrees and they walk back to her house. They get there and start getting pretty into it on the couch, the old man decides to go down on her . He gets down there and smells the worse smell he has ever smelt. He comes back up and asks the old women what the smell is. She goes oh yeah i forgot to tell you i have arthritis. The old man asks how do you have athritis in your pussy? The old women say no no, i have arthritis in my shoulder so i cant wipe my ass.