There's this old folks home where a old man and an old woman meet they fell in love and fount that they couldn't be apart form each other any longer so they went to the head honcho who was in charge of the place and asked if they could get married but the man in charge said no if did that we'd have a real mess on our hands with every body's relatives and all. So the old folks eloped the went to Vegas and got hitched rightly. Now up at the honey moon sweet the new wife say to her new husband before we get started I just want get a little freshened up a little so she goes into the bathroom and comes's out all prettied up and says to her new husband now its your turn so he goes in the bathroom and when he comes out he See's his new bride not the bed but upside down against the wall with her legs spreed wide apart. All puzzled with what the Groom See's and he says's honey are you alright she says why yes dear I just thought that since were a lot older than when we were younger I figured if you cant get up you could just drop it in!!