Oh my goodness!!!!! Stubby....I didn't know!! Honestly, they just told me that they were collecting DNA samples for something important!! I never questioned why they sheared the wool from around my a-hole. Now I feel so baaaaaaaaaad. But, wait......"a huge sheep farming scandal"!!!??? You mean there were more!?!?!?!? I wasn't your one and only like you said???? Now I really feel baaaaad. I should have known something was wrong when you kept singing "Baaaad boy! baaaaad boy! Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do with all them other ewe?"
I was so blind! Guess I really "had the wool pulled over my eyes"!

Beat em' at their own game!