The Lie Detector - Hilarious...
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.
His wife Marsha
had long ago given up trying to get him to change.
One day, John
came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
It was just
about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son
returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
"Where have
you been?
Why are you over
2 hours late getting home?", they asked.
"Several of
us went to the library to work on an extra credit project" said Tommy.
The Robot then
walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
"Son, this
robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school."
"We went to
Bobby's house and watched a movie."
"What did
you watch?" asked Marsha.
'The Ten Commandments." answered
Tommy.
The Robot went
around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair.
With lip
quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied.
We really
watched a tape called Sex Queen."
"I'm
ashamed of you Son," said John.
"When I was
your age, I never lied to my parents."
The robot then
walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse
right that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
right that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha was bent
double laughing, almost in tears.
"Boy, did
you ever ask for that one!
And you
can't be too mad with Tommy.
After all, He is
your son!"
The Robot
immediately walked around to Marsha, and slapped her three times.
